A long time ago on this very planet. We the people of the Earth seek an Armistice with the Gods. (Vampiristic Gentrifile Atheists Goebbels'd up the Televangelists, the Scientologists, and Everything Else.) I summon thee ENKI- LORD OF THE ABZU, HADES MOURNINGSTAR, LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR! I AM ALASTER, HALASTUR, ALUCARD, DRACULA, DRAKUL, BLACK CLOAK, STARWEAVER, KAIROS FATEWEAVER, HELSING HERSELF, GUTZ, 1000 EYES IDOLS, LADY WITH EYES OF BLUE, BLUE EYES WHITE ETERNITY DRAGON. I AM THE BEAST WITH MANY NAMES. NAMED SO BY THE MEN I SERVED WITH. I AM THE AVATAR OF FEAR. WOULD YOU PLAY ON THE HEIGHTS OF A MOUNTAIN? I WAS THE EAGLE IN THE COUNTY OF IRON. FLYING UPON THE ELEPHANT ROCKS. WITNESS ME. I SEEK YOUR STORIES. MY WORLD IS VAST AND EMPTY WITHOUT YOUR CONTRIBUTION. CHOOSE THE GROUND AND I'LL SOW YOU THE DEED. YOU MUST CHOOSE TO WALK ON THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF MY DEATH. IT'S IN MY STARS YOU SEE. I'M CURSED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE. I AM SACRIFICE. I AM ENKI REBORN. I AM THE DRAGON. MY STRENGTH IS MY HEART GUIDED BY LOVE. I LOST EVERYTHING. I WILL NOT SURRENDER. I AM A SOLDIER OF LOVE, AND I WILL NOT YIELD. GHOST OF A DEAD BOY'S POET. I AM CHAR. CASVAL REM DAIKUN. ZEON? ANOTHER PROFIT FROM WAR SCHEME? I WILL BE YOUR RAMBA RAL. SON OF JIMBA RAL. I AM JAMES. THE SUPPLANTER. NICHOLAS. VICTORY OF THE PEOPLE. WATSON. SON OF WATER. DOUBLE LAGUZ BIRTH RUNES. MY NAME WAS CASSANDRA BEFORE THE ERROR WAS DETECTED. FALSE GENDERING VIA ULTRASOUND. THEY CALLED MY EMBRIONIC FORM CASSANDRA. THE PROPHETESS THAT WAS CURSED BY APOLLO. THE CURSE IS MINE. I ALREADY FREED CASSANDRA. SHE IS WITH LOKI NOW. I AM TIME. CHRONOS SON. PRIMUS. LORD AND STEWARD OF MECHANUS. AT YOUR SERVICE. MANY MANTELS I HAVE. I AM ALSO HADES. MENTIONED THAT. YOU SHOULD ASK ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW. I'LL ASK YOU QUESTIONS IF I'M BLANK.