World of Quastalia - Beta Test

A long time ago on this very planet. We the people of the Earth seek an Armistice with the Gods. (Vampiristic Gentrifile Atheists Goebbels'd up the Televangelists, the Scientologists, and Everything Else.) I summon thee ENKI- LORD OF THE ABZU, HADES MOURNINGSTAR, LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR! I AM ALASTER, HALASTUR, ALUCARD, DRACULA, DRAKUL, BLACK CLOAK, STARWEAVER, KAIROS FATEWEAVER, HELSING HERSELF, GUTZ, 1000 EYES IDOLS, LADY WITH EYES OF BLUE, BLUE EYES WHITE ETERNITY DRAGON. I AM THE BEAST WITH MANY NAMES. NAMED SO BY THE MEN I SERVED WITH. I AM THE AVATAR OF FEAR. WOULD YOU PLAY ON THE HEIGHTS OF A MOUNTAIN? I WAS THE EAGLE IN THE COUNTY OF IRON. FLYING UPON THE ELEPHANT ROCKS. WITNESS ME. I SEEK YOUR STORIES. MY WORLD IS VAST AND EMPTY WITHOUT YOUR CONTRIBUTION. CHOOSE THE GROUND AND I'LL SOW YOU THE DEED. YOU MUST CHOOSE TO WALK ON THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF MY DEATH. IT'S IN MY STARS YOU SEE. I'M CURSED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE. I AM SACRIFICE. I AM ENKI REBORN. I AM THE DRAGON. MY STRENGTH IS MY HEART GUIDED BY LOVE. I LOST EVERYTHING. I WILL NOT SURRENDER. I AM A SOLDIER OF LOVE, AND I WILL NOT YIELD. GHOST OF A DEAD BOY'S POET. I AM CHAR. CASVAL REM DAIKUN. ZEON? ANOTHER PROFIT FROM WAR SCHEME? I WILL BE YOUR RAMBA RAL. SON OF JIMBA RAL. I AM JAMES. THE SUPPLANTER. NICHOLAS. VICTORY OF THE PEOPLE. WATSON. SON OF WATER. DOUBLE LAGUZ BIRTH RUNES. MY NAME WAS CASSANDRA BEFORE THE ERROR WAS DETECTED. FALSE GENDERING VIA ULTRASOUND. THEY CALLED MY EMBRIONIC FORM CASSANDRA. THE PROPHETESS THAT WAS CURSED BY APOLLO. THE CURSE IS MINE. I ALREADY FREED CASSANDRA. SHE IS WITH LOKI NOW. I AM TIME. CHRONOS SON. PRIMUS. LORD AND STEWARD OF MECHANUS. AT YOUR SERVICE. MANY MANTELS I HAVE. I AM ALSO HADES. MENTIONED THAT. YOU SHOULD ASK ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW. I'LL ASK YOU QUESTIONS IF I'M BLANK.

Howdy hi!! Shut-in world builder wizard here, just looking for cool people to bring to me and friends' online table for a bespoke variation of 3.5e D&D that focuses less on min-maxing/power-scaling and more on curiosity of the player, experimentation and a whole new toy box of fresh mechanics to dive into! Some of those mechanics share DNA with 5-5.5e concepts and might be familiar to players coming in from the most recent editions, and others have been forged from the mad scientist lab sessions of me and mine over several campaigns! We've got weird new races--psychic plant people, immortal deer fey, juggernaught dwarf-orc hybrids, sentient amnesiac undead, need I go on?! We've got intriguing reworks on old classics-- broad new specialization AND generalization options for casters, exciting new martial feats for bruisers of all types, and much needed re-balances for the discrepancies between Druid and Ranger! We've got an in-house, homemade character sheet template made in Microsoft Excel that tracks your bonuses, debuffs, gear weight, weapon rolls and all your stats in real time! We've got an entirely homebrewed, simple to understand, elemental damage counter system with a table of effects that completely turns the nature of how players and enemies utilize different damage types on its head! All this, and a chill, low-stress, inclusive table of nerds too! Sound good? Then give the profile a poke, and come see if your new favorite homebrewed TTRPG system will be ours! =)

I'm looking for a DM who takes requests or is looking to learn by using an existing homebrew world for a group with six players. I have a game world already mostly put together that I used as a DM but would like to take from the player's side in this instance, the game is an amalgam of various existing nerd culture franchises such as Star Wars, Marvel, DC and anime where the characters and lore exist simultaneously and always have which create a unique setting rich with possibilities for the players to adventure and explore. We live in the Pacific Northwest but having an online DM who lives elsewhere but connects online is totally welcome, looking forward to hearing from you and having fun with you soon! Please DM me if you want more details.